classic

me (the look): it's late
you: I was taking artistic nude photos to put up in the bar.
me: what bar?
you: The bar.
me: you've been working there for a week and you're taking 'artistic nude photos?'
you: Uh hum, yeah.
me: who was taking them?
you: The general manager.

trying to keep it together - poor attempt

me: the general manager?
you: Uh hum.

necessary pause

me: did you guys do anything?
you: NOoooo . . . ! I'm trying to keep it professional.