FYI

As a gentle reminder to all of the men who care: So long as you continue to fall short of your potential and behave as though the world does not continually travel through time and space, I will eventually come to a place where I will have lost all interest in the possibility of a union between our genitalia.

I'm just sayin' . . . .

After all, why should I pasture on barren fields when the Universe is so abundant and love is so Universal?

. . .

So if that day comes when you see me hand in hand with another, and that other looks a lot like me, don't be surprised. Instead, you should point at us and say out loud to anyone willing to hear, "I did that."

That's right fella - own it.